Sqwerktangle 

A shape that you cannot tell whether or not it is a square or a rectangle without measuring

Is it a square? A rectangle? No, a sqwerktangle

Sqwerktangle by Sqwerktangle June 7, 2018

squecktangle 

A cross between a square and a rectangle.

Ryan, "Hand me that remote.."
Kelsey, "What does it look like?"
Ryan, "Like a squecktangle.."

squecktangle by Kelsey Valentino February 1, 2006