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the word my dad uses for the cat exploring outside
is flatpants on the shploink again?
shploink by sam jandwich January 27, 2022
I made it up. I don't know what it means, but it makes me smile.
SHPLOINK!!! yes that's it
shploink by Randizzle August 31, 2004
A mysterious, contrived body part of the male/female anatomy.
"I'm going to shlabang your shploin"
Shploin by premed4.0life December 11, 2009

Shipling 

When you are watching a show and you see two characters who you think would make good siblings but they aren't siblings.
I shipling them.
Shipling by Otaku -San June 14, 2016

Yoinky shploinky 

A epic dance which you swings yur arms and legs around.. yeah
Guy1: DO THE YOINKY SHPLOINKY
guy2: what..?
Guy1: *pulls out a gun*

Guy2: oh shit.
Guy1: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Guy2: *does the yoinky shploinky*
Yoinky shploinky by Blockesth August 13, 2023
Shploink:

Actually this word has an important definition. Shploink is the characteristic sound made when a drop of water falls from a stalagmite. Along with blep, blip, and bloop, the shploink sound is often made (in a very high pitched, false octave) between two male, heterosexual men at a bar when they observe a true fox that looks or acts extremely prudish, and they want to communicate to each other (but on the down low) that they would like to knock the stalagmites off her pussy
Sean and Jacoby are at a bar:
Stupafine girl in a green dress walks by who appears to be too good for all men, and also acts like she is a nun and she is completely uninterested in anyone except J.C.O.L.A.S. and her family:

Sean: blep.. blip.. bloop.. bloop…

Jacoby: Shploink!