Loboslipaphobia 

The fear of being chased by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a freshly waxed floor.

"Tommy's inability to find his shoes, coupled with leaving the back door open, triggered his loboslipaphobia."

Loboslipaphobia by pazzo_ragazza October 25, 2011

luposlipaphobia 

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table whilst wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.

As the dogs approached little Matty, it re-kindled his luposlipaphobia, as he sat at the table in his new fluffy warm socks.

luposlipaphobia by DJ August 19, 2004