Smaldone 

someone with a small gaping vagina

hey, man i had sex last night and that girl had a smaldone

Smaldone by tyler forsey April 11, 2008

saldone 

A derogatory term for douche bags, sasage poundas, hand jabbs, baby rapers, and generally miserable fu<ks.

You cock suckin' saldone mutha fucka!

saldone by Apartment 202 April 12, 2007