Hevorse 

A need to describe every day or ordinary events in a pompous, logical, and exaggerated manner, in order to appear more interesting and confirm intelligence to self and others, sometimes leading to a deficit in social aptitude.

How she hevorsly described the aurora borealis made me lose all interest in ever seeing this beautiful, majestic, and awesome phenomena.

While at dinner Mark described table salt in a hevorse manner in order to prove himself interesting to the honor students at the table.

Hevorse by Killer Collector January 11, 2009

Heorsexual 

Someone who likes to refer to themselves as some sort of hero.

"I'm heorsexual, because I'm batman from now on"

Heorsexual by Sexuality Police October 30, 2022

Heorsexual 

someone who likes to refer to themselves as some sort of hero, because they have a crush on them.

"I'm heorsexual batman"

Heorsexual by Sexuality Police October 30, 2022