Permayhapsbe 

Permayhapsbe is a word that only Skrettin people use because they just wanna be a twat. Pretty much the same as a teacher saying "I dOn'T kNoW cAn YoU?" to a student needing a piss.

Student: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Permayhapsbe.
Student: What a twat...

Permayhapsbe by Spopadoodledoy January 1, 2020

Permayhaps 

A mixture of ‘perhaps’ and ‘mayhaps’. Used in situations where you need to one-up someone, usually after they say perhaps.

You: Maybe I will grab some cookies.
Friend: Perhaps.
You: Permayhaps.

Permayhaps by Hyoshi December 10, 2019

permayhappenchance 

noun / adjective / adverb
A playful and elaborate fusion of "perhaps", "mayhaps", and "perchance", used to express uncertainty or possibility in a whimsically verbose manner. Often used to give an old-timey or humorous feel to modern conversations.

Example:
Person A: "Will you be at the party tonight?"
Person B: "Permayhappenchance, if the stars align and my Netflix binge doesn't ensnare me."

Note: Usage may result in raised eyebrows or chuckles. Use at your own discretion.

permayhappenchance by Kegma1 October 12, 2023