Netmetter 

Someone who is obsesively curious about what their neighbour is WRITING or WATCHING next to them in a Internet café or public space.

(composite word: Net and 'Mettere',Italian for to put,introduce.)

"I'm so fucking FED UP with feeling GUILTY about having a hard-on just 'cause some wanky NETMETTER's spying MY favourite Porn Site!!"

Netmetter by paganroman August 2, 2007

nutgetter

The person responsible for getting nuts.

Bill is the nutgetter, have him get a nut.

nutgetter by horse brusher October 15, 2008

nernetter 

Someone who takes nr = nt literally and close to heart. These people have no respect for the complexities of other people's lives and assume that everyone is around to answer instantly.

However, this is not to be confused with someone who is impatient, as an impatient person will be annoyed but not distinguish your answer by your delay.

Licata 1: Dude, Bailey is such a nernetter, she asked me to Whataburger, but I was busy cheating on her with her sister, so she just said "Alright bye" and went without me.
Licata 2: Good thing you smashed her sister.....Nernetter bitch ass gonna learn her lesson.

nernetter by theShuaBruh May 30, 2018