dry willy 

when jenny is asleep you cum in her ear and wait for it to dry so when she wakes up she has a dry willy.

jennys asleep... lets give her the old dry willy. then we can bitchslap that ho

dry willy by click January 18, 2003

dry poop willy 

The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.

I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!

dry poop willy by QuailMan85 September 12, 2011

dry wally 

The act of sticking a dry finger in ones ear

Like a wet Willy but with a dry finger. A dry Wally

dry wally by Ecosi January 16, 2017