meterosexual 

A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.

"Sam? Oh he isn't gay. I know he fusses a lot about his appearance, but he really isn't gay. He's just a meterosexual."

meterosexual by justmoi August 22, 2005

meterosexual 

A man who is heterosexual, and yet is very feminine. Someone who is meterosexual can sometimes be mistaken for a person who is homosexual, because it is a stereotypical beleif that gay men are "feminine,"

"Hey, I'm not meterosexual, I just like to shop!" exclaimed Jonas.

meterosexual by Katy December 25, 2003

meterosexual 

A guy who is straight, dates girls, but takes a little more pride in his apperence.

The Gotti brothers. And pretty much any jock/preppy guy is meterosexual.

meterosexual by SkimettlS January 10, 2007

Meterosexual 

A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.

oh ben? no hes not gay he's just Meterosexual

Meterosexual by benny876 October 14, 2020

meterosexual 

A guy who is not gay, but pretty damn close.

Clay Aiken

meterosexual by Yer mama April 23, 2004

Meterosexual 

Meterosexual (pronounced "Met-er-O sex-U-al") (short: Metero) is a colloquialism (popular modern slang) which means someone who dresses or is flamboyant in a manner that is stereotyped to homosexuals, but is in fact a heterosexual.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.

"I know he seems gay, but he's really a Meterosexual."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."

Meterosexual by RockstarRaccoon October 19, 2008

meterosexual 

one who only has sex if measurements are made using the Metric system. probably somewhat insecure

"I have a whopping SEVENTEEN centimeter... uh, wait a second..."

meterosexual by rampant c March 10, 2004