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shotty not 

Midwestern nonsense. Only spoken by people with no grasp on the syntax and usage of English.
I called shotty not bitch, but then I got slapped upside the head and had to sit bitch anyway.
shotty not by JohnLee January 26, 2008

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex 

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex