souperklawbra

(pronounced "super-claw-bra") an enigmatic lobster-clawed soup-can looking bra-wearing chupacabra-esque monstrosity which is rapped about by the hip-hop duo 'The SouperKlawBrazzz', written about in the cryptozological comic 'The Paranoid Freakly' and feared by small children world wide.

Kid: "Daddy, I'm scared."
Dad: "You should be. There's a SouperKlawBra under your bed, Kid!"

souperklawbra by juliachrista August 19, 2006