Dog Face Gremlin Share definition Flag A really ugly girl you pick up at a bar when you are in a slump and just want some ass. steve and james got shitfaced at the bar last night and slump busted with a couple of dog face gremlins. Dog Face Gremlin by Steve U. August 3, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Dog Face Gremlin mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch