systems operator 

The most revered trade in the Royal Corps of Signals of old. Put on a pedestal by the Technicians and Driver Linemen. Abilities included listening to fuckwits whilst cooking a full English breakfast on a kero heater, and sleeping under a vehicle before being woken up after 10 minutes to go on stag.

Systems Operators were only properly utilised in times of war, when the big guns were required.

systems operator by Professional Englishman April 13, 2016