couch warmer

a dude who sits on his couch waiting to get laid while his "girlfriend" climbs out the bathroom window

girl last night i had to totally make this dude a couch warmer

couch warmer by urban234 December 6, 2009

Cooch warmer 

A friend/bro/homie that warms up cooch for you to score with

Dude chuck is the worlds greatest cooch warmer. the guy can really get me laid

Cooch warmer by Kachuck July 30, 2010