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Awesomesexual

Someone whose sexual orientation is indefinable due to their awe striking sexual energy and prowess. Must also portray a particularly high amount of general all-round awesomeness.
"Duuuuuuuuuuude... that David Hasselhoff guy is so awesomesexual he gives me a boner and makes my girlfriend wet just from doing something as simple as eating baked beans".
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Awesome-sexual

1. Of or pertaining to the awesomeness of sexuality.
2. Those that aren't quite heterosexual, aren't quite homosexual, and aren't quite bisexual, but somewhere in between. Must also portray a particularly high amount of awesomeness.
3. Drinking large quantities of tea is also a plus.
"Since we like eachother and are both awesome-sexual, let's hook up."
Awesome-sexual by Andrew Brennan January 5, 2004
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