lotion booger 

The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.

Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*

lotion booger by t_bag July 24, 2008

Lotion Booger 

The ball of dried lotion that shoots out of the bottle when you attempt to dispense the lotion.

I went to pump some Vaseline Intensive Care, and a giant lotion booger squirted out.

Lotion Booger by jukaswo November 28, 2007

lotion booger 

Small, booger-like pieces that form when lotion dries on the edge/ inner cap of a lotion bottle. These annoying little bits sometimes get mixed with the good lotion in the bottle, or fall into your hands.

Rakisha: Sheniqua, do you have any lotion? I believe my knees are getting a bit ashy.

Sheniqua: Why yes I do, but it seems that it has been tainted with several lotion boogers.

Rakisha: What a pitty!

lotion booger by sarah h... (yo momma) November 4, 2007