Wilder Scale Share definition Flag A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society. That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale. Wilder Scale by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Wilder Scale mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch