couch pie 

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving

P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”

couch pie by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021

piece of cough 

when you feel residue in the back of your throat you cannot cough out.

This piece of cough willn’t go away.

piece of cough by 1poopoo8 February 8, 2025