Slammer Toe 

The nefarious Camel Toe, but in the jailbait scenario. Underage girls with tight pants sporting camel toes are considered Slammer Toes because they'll land you in jail.

"Gawd... Check out the slammer toe on that 5th grader. Mm."
"Dude..."
"Pedo-Bear says it's fine! Shut up!"

Slammer Toe by Choadja August 8, 2008

Toe-slammer 

A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.

She was a real toe-slammer.

Toe-slammer by loatgoat December 19, 2018