The Carrie Underwood

When you put your car in neutral at the top of the hill, then start having sex in the back. The car starts to role down the hill as you get it on, and when you cum you scream, “Jesus take the wheel!”

This funeral is sad but The Carrie Underwood was completely worth it.

The Carrie Underwood by wadrow October 17, 2019

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