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Shred ass 

To violently destroy your ass-hole with a tornado of ass funk. Sometimes will destroy your colon because of the ass wind.
Bob: dude, did you just fuckin' shred ass?

Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?

Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.
Shred ass by kittyjuicer July 8, 2011

shrek ass 

shrek ass
a person with a oversized and ugly ass thats way too big, just like shrek's. The person is often a male and has big hips
That dude was changing in the locker room and everyone could see his shrek ass.
shrek ass by not a naf February 3, 2015

Shrek Ass 

Tom: man it’s hotter than shit! Fucking giving me Swamp Ass.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.
Shrek Ass by Anonymousfoxman July 17, 2023