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Garbage Gobble

When you are getting up the road with an exotic tart at the local recycling centre, and you have the stellar idea to get inside of the Rubbish receptacle and begin to engage in loud obnoxious sex; then you get your pathetically proportioned pecker out and roll it into the grime at the bottom of the trash can. Now your pork sword is covered in Bin slime, stick it into the mouth of your plucky local whore.
" I gave a proper mouthwatering Garbage Gobble to Becky behind Holland and Barrett, Down by the Bins"
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Gobble your garbage 

Same meaning as to "give head" or a "blowjob". Can also be defined as "deep-throating", and swallowing all that comes out.
"I gobbled my boyfriends garbage last night."

"A gave him a blowjob, but also gobbled his garbage."

"I was just going to suck you off, but now I'm going to gobble your garbage."