balls burp Share definition Flag when you are sitting down, and instead of a flying dutchmman, your fart is a gentle breeze that lift your balls a bit, usually silent. when I was at the DMV's, I head a balls burp that smeeled like shit. balls burp by kevin sly July 14, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the balls burp mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch