Something so small that it'd be bitty even for a tiny baby. Too wee to make a difference, more of an insult than a sincere offer. Somewhat offensive to even have somebody offer you a bitty baby anything, waste of time even considering it! Thanks for nothing, literally, nothing.
That bitty baby bottle of Rhum is for who? Us? Me? Maybe it's enough for a teething infant but wtf you expect me to do with that??!
When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.
*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.
Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."
the product of two persons having anal sex. A battybaby is formed from anal sex, three days after a large black wart will appear on the receiver of the anal sex's back. This will swell up to the size of a baby eventually, and it will pop, releasing a battybaby. The only known contraception method is to drink 12 litres of jenkem, which will result in a 23-day coma. Afterwartrds large purple zits will appear all of both people's anuses, eventually turning into scabs with engraved words of "batty".
Guy 1: Yotech, did u see that guy?
Guy2: Yopench, he wa a battybaby!
Battybaby:*snivels*