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Tijuana two step 

The two step dance jigged en route to the toilet after a particularly spicy meal - The dance is always performed with clenched buttocks to prevent the spray of rusty water and a look of distress is often worn on the face of the performer.
Jesus! that vindaloo was a real ringstinger, i was dancing the Tijuana two step all bloody day!
Tijuana two step by Matt Speak August 11, 2006
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Tiajuana Two-Step

a.k.a. The Whiskey Shits. What occurs when you eat a large quantity fast food combined with a period of consuming alcohol. Known as a "two-step" because when you think you've finished shitting your brains out you wont get two steps away from the toilet before having to back up for another round.
I shouldn't have had that steak and gravy, it's giving me a case of the Tiajuana Two-Step.

I would stay out of that bathroom for a while, somebody put the Tiajuana Two-Step on it.
Tiajuana Two-Step by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009