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Sultan Hans The Lil Nig 

The most just but strong and battleworthy sultan to ever exist in the Ottoman empire.
Teacher: Now open your textbook to chapter 16, the one about Sultan Hans The Lil Nig, strongest man to ever live.

Dick Hanslip 

masturbation; a form of sexual relief for males often practiced when they are lonely, bored, frustrated, or excited
"Why should I even bother with a relationship when I can just Dick Hanslip?"
Dick Hanslip by Ann Resden February 8, 2010