techsplanation 

Describe to that mother/father/grandparent how a technical device works.

I had to give my father a techsplanation on how to use his new JitterBug.

techsplanation by gridiron January 9, 2008

textsplanation 

An explantion that occurs via text. Negative connotation referring to something that is simply too long to drag out via text message and is usally better explained via some other medium (email, chat, voice, etc.)

ttyl...it's not worth the textsplanation

textsplanation by Skoots January 9, 2008