A beautiful dog nicknamed the " Nanny Dog" because its great with young children, very patient and very loyal has a lovley coat and a musclar type build, Its always been Made out in the media as a "Chav dog" and a "killer"
When you are both are a stan and white knight for somebody, you could even say you are fondling them with words.
Basically, take it one step further and you'll get a restraining order.
"Stop starfondling that jerk!"
"Geez, I'm just a fan, i'm not starfondling you or anything."