Yoko Onoing 

the action of one's significant other who tears apart the group of friends.

"Dude. Adam never hangs out with his old friends anymore."

"Yeah. Once Susie came in she just started Yoko Onoing the shit outta them."

Yoko Onoing by Phil Jacklin October 23, 2007

Yoko Onoing 

screaming cacophonous death caws at the top of your lungs with an incomprehensible sense of self-assurance.

Mary got on stage at the high school talent show, but instead of singing a real song she just started Yoko Onoing.

Yoko Onoing by exoplanet February 16, 2015

Yoko Ono'ing

When one of the lads gets a girlfriend and he leaves the group to be with her.

Dave: Ever since Robert got with Kate. He's been spending more time with her than us!

Ben: He would rather spend a Saturday with her than watch the football with us while having a beer.

Dave: Ever since she stepped in the scene she's been Yoko Ono'ing him from the group!

Yoko Ono'ing by Happy dinosaur October 22, 2025