A somewhat bossy female who uses words in ways that are hard to be understood by a normal person. Since Ecaterina is such an uncommon name, no one knows what the last name should be so they are typically hella random. Usually also extremely pretty which has a tendency to attract creepy stalkers from the opposite gender. This isn't a problem however because an Ecaterina has more balls than any male and will punch anyone in the neck without hesitation.
What happens when all hell breaks loose when the oil wells run dry due to peak oil.
Demand destruction will not mitigate the impending holocaust, or ecatumbe, because most people will simply panic once they see the end coming, thereby speeding its arrival: the depletion of the earth's oil wells and no more food on the shelves. Olduvai Gorge Theory is not a theory anymore, peak oil is here, it is coming, it is the real reason why 9-11 happened...
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"