eating dirt 

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

eating dirt by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

eating dirty 

Slang term used for the act of eating ass.

"What brings you to the ER tonight?"

"I was eating dirty and now I feel itchy!"

"OK. I'm going to test you for HIV."

eating dirty by Hazel Street December 7, 2020

eating a dirty tomato 

Hoping that a word will have inappropriate meaning when looked up on Urban dictionary.

"I wonder what eating a dirty tomato of parrot will be..."

eating a dirty tomato by Swords! November 26, 2009