wummary 

The noun form of WUM (Wind-Up Merchant), a predominantly online phenomena of espousing contrary viewpoints purely to string people along and get a reaction from others. A mild-mannered form of trolling.

WUM (Wind-Up Merchant), a predominantly online phenomena of espousing contrary viewpoints purely to string people along and get a reaction from others.

The fuckin' bawbag is too busy wumming to realise he's a victim of wummary.

wummary by Spanish Main January 4, 2015