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Squirrels dont milk cows

“‘Squirrels dont milk cows’ is a phrase used to jokingly say something obvious or pointless like feed me"

Milk the cows 

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.
At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”
Milk the cows by Shrimp Bayless February 18, 2020