Red Sea Mustache

When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.

"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"

Red Sea Mustache by Rick Portche February 27, 2020

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