wrendonkey 

A man capable of fabulous facial expressions, blessed with glorious facial hair.

An individual who has the uncanny knack of stealing television remotes by sticking them up his arse.

Hung like Big Ben.

What's happened to our TV remotes?' 'Oh, Wrendonkey was over last night and put them up his arse.

wrendonkey by Wojatron December 7, 2011

Wrontonks 

Verb: To settle all verbal disagreements and to establish dominance through violent means, typically when alcohol is involved.

Man 1: "I'm just saying, pigeons are definitely government surveillance drones"
Man 2: "I swear to God if you don't shut your crazy mouth I'll wrontonks your drunk ass"

Wrontonks by Sknotnorw August 21, 2021

wernton 

I didn't see a definition for this, and I don't think it's a real word, so I will make one!

It is a small mushroom that you can use to make a wish on. How to make your wish:

You've come across a small mushroom and decide to make a wish! First remember not to pick the mushroom from the ground, because that is considered rude and is frowned apon in the forest.

Second you must think of your wish. You must hold the intention of your wish, then finally whisper the wish to the mushroom itself.

You mustn't let anyone hear your wish, or else it will not come true. Just a reminder: when you go to the forest, keep in mind that you have to be respectful and don't take anything that isn't yours without asking or permission, or putting something in its place.

"Yesterday I found a werton in the forest, so I whispered a wish into it!" a wernton is a small mushroom that you wish into

wernton by .just.a.friendly.witch. August 21, 2020