Whamwozzler 

Wam - Wozz - Ler: n.
One who is absolutely terrified. Enough so to emit whamwozzles.

That gigantic bear made me a Whamwozzler. I emmited Whamwozzles!

Whamwozzler by John Tully. July 18, 2006

Whamwozzle 

Wam - Wozz - Ul: n. (pl. Whamwozzles)

Mystical entity emmited from one who is absolutely terrified. See Whamwozzler.

That gigantic bear scared the whamwozzles out of me! I hope nothing else scares me, cause I'm completely out of whamwozzles! In fact, I can see my last whamwozzle burrowing into that stray cat!

Whamwozzle by John Tully. July 19, 2006