omega schlong 

A Real whopper cock, A veritable Mega Wang, If caught in its magnum nut blast(tm) it will atomize you in a cummy detonation and a nut flood will fill all neighbouring countries.

guy1:Bro nice omega schlong
guy2:*nuts reducing half the globe to a sticky, stinky wasteland.*

omega schlong by Flameaway January 3, 2020