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Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey 

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways
Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults
Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay