writing a book

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.

"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."

writing a book by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013

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Are You Writing a Book?

Used in annoyance to point out that someone is being inquisitive to an extremely irritating degree.

"Dude, why do you ask so many questions? Are you writing a book?"

Are You Writing a Book? by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

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