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the spaulding 

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When a guy eats a four course meal off a woman's back while banging her from behind.
Ralph should be done soon. He just finished the main course and is starting dessert. He is in the middle of giving Sandy the spaulding.
the spaulding by The Wize One November 29, 2014
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Scalding The Puppy

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Playing an instrument extremely well, and showing it who's boss!
"DUDE! Did you see that dude playing the guitar, at the house party, the other night?!? He was scalding the puppy, man!
Scalding The Puppy by Imapunkster February 18, 2012
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scald the hog 

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To have hot sex in a place other than bed, particularly if you are using some kind of manufactured sex device to help achieve the goal.
It's too hot and loud in this bar. Want to go outside and scald the hog on the swingset?
scald the hog by dalhart February 25, 2015
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