Logbarrassment 

The embarrassment felt from standing next to your defecating dog.

Patrick was overcome with logbarrassment as he stood by Sherman's side while he shook and contorted while defecating.

Logbarrassment by Wyzegui August 30, 2019

Lombarassment 

A long limbed, blond embarassment who suffers from verbal diarrhea

We ditched the lombarassment because she wouldnt shut up

Lombarassment by Eric Smithers May 2, 2006