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A statement that includes a subtle brag about just about anything. Typically made by a guy named Jon, or someone who expresses Jon-like behavior. This behavior includes but is not limited to: making sure to tell everyone he is walking through south beach to an art museum or repeatedly stating how he’s “working from home because he can”.
Jonflex: “I have to drive to south beach to get a haircut”

“I had drinks with 6 of my PhD friends yesterday” #jonflex

“I just woke up from a nap because I’m working from home and it’s raining in Miami” #jonflex

“I just walked My dog to Steve Aoki’s juice bar” #jonflex
JonFlex by Rigatoni Montana July 3, 2019
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