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table sauce 

1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."

2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.
I like to spice up my cheese sandwiches with some table sauce.
table sauce by bubbarella August 7, 2011
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tablesauce 

Otherwise known as "salt tablets," commonly used by athletes for rehydration. Highly discouraged by health fitness professionals.
"Mane, pass me the tablesauce! I'm feelin' a little dry, shorty!"
tablesauce by Anonymous 17 February 9, 2006