Sudden heat dick meltdown
The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.
Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"
Sudden heat dick meltdown by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016
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