Poor Man's Zoo 

Going to the pet store, because you are too poor to go to a real zoo.

I took the young-uns to the poor man's zoo to see the critters.

Poor Man's Zoo by Brent Senio October 17, 2008

The Poormans Zoo 

A store that sells domesticated animals, where low income patrons who can't afford to go to a zoo can view wildlife.

I went to look at the animals at the poormans zoo because I'm too broke to go to the real one.

The Poormans Zoo by Clamchester June 22, 2020