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Bowl-Stroll 

Going to the shitter with no intention to shit. Usually done at work, to show great contempt for your job.
"Dude you look pissed."

"ya I just found out they're going to fire me on friday."

"that sucks dude."

"whatever......I'm going for a bowl-stroll"
Bowl-Stroll by M Jamo July 30, 2009

Bowl Scrolling 

Looking at Facebook or the internet on your phone to amuse yourself while stuck on the toilet with an attack of bowel distress.
I was stuck in the bathroom a long time, glad I had my phone for some bowl scrolling.
Bowl Scrolling by Boardwalk Broad October 20, 2015

Bowl Scroll Leg 

The toe tingle felt after an excessive amount of bowl scrolling.
I could barely stand to wipe once the Bowl Scroll Leg kicked in.
Bowl Scroll Leg by jedwardy November 23, 2022