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Asholeperger Syndrome 

Asholeperger Syndrome - a behavioral disorder characterized by difficulties in social interaction, a single-minded self absorption, a lack of a sense of humor and hyper-critical outbursts. This behavior may be a result of undiagnosed Asperger syndrome, or the person might just be an asshole.
She spent a breathless hour on the phone yakking about her day, only pausing to rag on every member in her family. I am not sure if she has Asperger syndrome, or if she is just an asshole, so let's just say she has Asholeperger Syndrome.

assholeberger's syndrome

a newly discovered syndrome where a person, usually an obnoxious male, shares similar symptoms to asperger's but lacks intelligence altogether, let alone more pronounced intelligence, canceling out the possibility of asperger's syndrome altogether; antisocial, negative, critical, asshole-type behavior
Joze Bollzineurazz: Dude, your father's a stupid prick. I think he's got asperger's syndrome.

James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.

Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.

James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.

Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.

James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.