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A charter school in Colorado Springs Colorado. You will find that every student is dressed in a polo shirt, khaki pants, wearing black dress shoes and a belt. About 97% of the student body is Christian and strangely enough most of them attend services at the megachurch right next to the east campus. You will immediately be able to sniff out the one public school kid that transferred because he/she will be the only one without a bible in their pocket.
That kid has a bad case of PTSD, He must have transferred from The Classical Academy.
The Classical Academy by MiserableHighSchoolStudent December 11, 2018
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The Classical Academy is an overrated and gay high school in Colorado Springs, CO. Almost everyone that goes here couldn’t handle the pressure of going to a real public school and “fit in”, so they had their rich parents pay for them to go here. Breaking out into song and tieing sweatshirts over their shoulders is a necessity to a regular dude’s life there. All they have to boast for is an “amazing athletic program” which is par at best. They think they are the greatest at golf, but they are on top of a weak league with many newcomers rising up in the upcoming years. TCA’s soccer team nearly lost to Cañon, and they started 0-5! Moral of the story is, TCA is lame.
“Becky, look at that guy! He’s so hot.”
“Sarah, you know he goes to The Classical Academy , right?”

“Oh, I bet he has a boyfriend.”
The Classical Academy by Pitched November 21, 2018
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A place neck-full of assholes. The teachers are douchebags and the only good teachers left because they were tired of the assholery that this place had. Everybody hates each other and was done with everyone else's shit along time ago. Theirs always someone with a Christian meme in their locker and someone who gets mad when you say a "naughty word" . Everyone is forced to wear $30 khaki pants and a sad little polo shirt. The material list at the beginning costs $200 on top of the $100 worth of uniform clothes you have to buy. People think that TCA is a really great school but it's really just mediocre. The single plus to this school is the middle school principal.
I really goddamn hate The Classical Academy
The classical academy by Godisshrek May 18, 2019
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