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Wisconsin Cheese Curd

When you water board someone with queso while stuffing their butt with cheese curds.
My hair and farts smelled like cheese for a week after that Wisconsin Cheese Curd.
Wisconsin Cheese Curd by SassyPanda03 September 21, 2022

Wisconsin cheesecurd 

When you get analy probed by someone dressed up as an alien that probes you with a crutch and fills you with cheese.
Slayer analy probed a kid at the skatepark. The kid felt like a hot mozzarella stick when slayer was done. This is the Wisconsin cheesecurd.

The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd

The Wisconsin dirty Cheesecurd is a way to make love. You put pre-prepared cheese curds into the vagina of a woman or the asshole of a man. You then insert a funnel into the vagina. You then pour deep frying oil into the vagina. It is a well known cause of scalding, death, and upset ladies.
I love the Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd it revitalized my marriage and my girl is so happy.