Conspirasthiser 

It functions as a time machine AND something that makes all your wishes come true. It can appear anywhere, but usually appears in your room at night. It is a very useful tool at fixing life or at least making it not as shitty. You can become a kid again and choose different life choices, and you can also wish anything you want, as long as it benefits more people than just yourself.

I wish the Conspirasthiser would come. Then I would become 9 years old again, get rid of cancer, ocean pollution, corrupt societies, AIDs, Parkinson's disease, Progeria, and Alzheimer's. I would also wish that their weren't severe social issues like racism, sexism, terrorism, ethnocentrism, and hot girls faking their orgasms.

Conspirasthiser by lifesucksthenyoudie6969 January 29, 2019